Shit Shop Fronts

Thank you to David for sending in this shit shop front – “In the Pink”, a hair stylists located in Walton on the Naze in Essex, England. “In the Pink” sounds almost pornographic…

Two shit shops for the price of one!

Mr. Chips, believe it or not, is still a going concern and serves fish and chips to the people of Salford on a daily basis. Despite the decrepit frontage.

Crusty’s, on the other hand, is a rotten, closed-down sandwich shop that further accentuates the site. Taking it from merely drab, to the level of legendary. Will we ever see a worse shit shop front?

PS. Note to Salford graffiti “artists” – it’s ‘MuppEts’, not ‘Muppits’, you Muppets…

"Mr. Chips" - Salford, Lancashire, England

This travesty of a pub name had us slapping our foreheads…

"Pub Fiction" - Benidorm, Spain

"Shoooz" of Las Vegas - Eye-catching, but awful.

Only in America will you get a shop name as shit as this one.

It defies all sense of dignity and taste. Terrible.

"Bagel of the North"

Inner-city fast food dullness.

What does "Baby's King" 'king mean?

This hideous monstrosity of a toy shop caught my eye on a recent trip to Spain. Even the shop name doesn’t make sense.

Anything but 'amazing'

If there’s one thing this shop isn’t, it’s ‘amazing’. In fact it’s one of the worst we’ve ever seen. “Everything £6?” – Yeah, “amazing”…

"Duffer" - The dullest shop in the whole of England?

One look at this Bury shop and we have to ask: “why is it shut down? Is it anything to do with the dreadfully uninspiring frontage, and stupid, dull-as-arses shop name? Or have the staff simply nipped off for a shit?”

No one – not even us – cares about the answer to that question.

"Wok-N-Roe" - London-based fast food restaurant

Wok-N-Roe? What the hell were they thinking of with such a terrible pun for a shop name?

Is the owner an Elvis fan, or simply Chinese? Who knows?

If you are the owner of this shop: please explain.

What kind of a name is Sportizus? Sport-Is-Us?!

When I first saw this shop I thought it was a tribute to Sparticus – Sporticus – but later realized my error.
I doubt if the owners of this shop realize theirs…

"Sportizus" - Newcastle