2009
11.23

Thank you to David for sending in this shit shop front – “In the Pink”, a hair stylists located in Walton on the Naze in Essex, England. “In the Pink” sounds almost pornographic…

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2009
11.09

Two shit shops for the price of one!

Mr. Chips, believe it or not, is still a going concern and serves fish and chips to the people of Salford on a daily basis. Despite the decrepit frontage.

Crusty’s, on the other hand, is a rotten, closed-down sandwich shop that further accentuates the site. Taking it from merely drab, to the level of legendary. Will we ever see a worse shit shop front?

PS. Note to Salford graffiti “artists” – it’s ‘MuppEts’, not ‘Muppits’, you Muppets…

Mr. Chips - Salford, Lancashire, England

"Mr. Chips" - Salford, Lancashire, England

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2009
11.02

This travesty of a pub name had us slapping our foreheads…

Pub Fiction - Benidorm, Spain

"Pub Fiction" - Benidorm, Spain

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2009
10.28
Shoooz of Las Vegas - Eye-catching, but awful.

"Shoooz" of Las Vegas - Eye-catching, but awful.

Only in America will you get a shop name as shit as this one.

It defies all sense of dignity and taste. Terrible.

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2009
10.23
Bagel of the North

"Bagel of the North"

Inner-city fast food dullness.

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2009
10.22
What does Babys King king mean?

What does "Baby's King" 'king mean?

This hideous monstrosity of a toy shop caught my eye on a recent trip to Spain. Even the shop name doesn’t make sense.

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2009
10.22
Anything but amazing

Anything but 'amazing'

If there’s one thing this shop isn’t, it’s ‘amazing’. In fact it’s one of the worst we’ve ever seen. “Everything £6?” – Yeah, “amazing”…

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2009
10.22
The dullest shop in the whole of England?

"Duffer" - The dullest shop in the whole of England?

One look at this Bury shop and we have to ask: “why is it shut down? Is it anything to do with the dreadfully uninspiring frontage, and stupid, dull-as-arses shop name? Or have the staff simply nipped off for a shit?”

No one – not even us – cares about the answer to that question.

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2009
10.22
London-based fast food restaurant

"Wok-N-Roe" - London-based fast food restaurant

Wok-N-Roe? What the hell were they thinking of with such a terrible pun for a shop name?

Is the owner an Elvis fan, or simply Chinese? Who knows?

If you are the owner of this shop: please explain.

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2006
01.02

What kind of a name is Sportizus? Sport-Is-Us?!

When I first saw this shop I thought it was a tribute to Sparticus – Sporticus – but later realized my error.
I doubt if the owners of this shop realize theirs…

Sportizus - Newcastle

"Sportizus" - Newcastle

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