Shit Shop Fronts

"Shoooz" of Las Vegas - Eye-catching, but awful.

Only in America will you get a shop name as shit as this one.

It defies all sense of dignity and taste. Terrible.

"Bagel of the North"

Inner-city fast food dullness.

What does "Baby's King" 'king mean?

This hideous monstrosity of a toy shop caught my eye on a recent trip to Spain. Even the shop name makes no sense.

Anything but 'amazing'

If there’s one thing this shop isn’t, it’s ‘amazing’. In fact it’s one of the worst we’ve ever seen. “Everything £6?” – Yeah, “amazing”…

"Duffer" - The dullest shop in the whole of England?

One look at this Bury shop and we have to ask: “why is it shut down? Is it anything to do with the dreadfully uninspiring frontage, and stupid, dull-as-arses shop name? Or have the staff simply nipped off for a shit?”

No one – not even us – cares about the answer to that question.

"Wok-N-Roe" - London-based fast food restaurant

Wok-N-Roe? What the hell were they thinking of with such a terrible pun for a shop name?

Is the owner an Elvis fan, or simply Chinese? Who knows?

If you are the owner of this shop: please explain.